i can’t believe jeff bezos is a thot…

if you can’t trust your partner not to cheat on you to the point that you won’t let them have friends, don’t get into a relationship.

if you can’t trust your partner without going through their phone, don’t get into a relationship.

if you can’t trust your partner without having the passwords to all their social media, don’t get into a relationship.

if you can’t give your partner their privacy, their space, & let them have a life outside of you, don’t get into a relationship.

straightboyfriend:

out of context

lyriform:

if you tip your pizza delivery driver $10 or more they’ll remember your house and offer you protection from mirror world delivery drivers (shadow pizza hut, evil dominos, little caesers)